charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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