what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Donald Trump

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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