- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Albert your flies undone.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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