The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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