- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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