Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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good looking women

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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