A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

if got a joke if fogot it

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Yo Mama just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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