hextech crafting too opieop

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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This sentance contains three errers

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Anti Joke

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