- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

good looking women

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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