Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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