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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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