The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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