- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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