- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your big dick.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Pickles are powerful

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Andoni was here

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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