- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

your face

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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