What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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