- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Whats 1+1? window!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What would u like to drink?

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