why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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neil likes pube toast

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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MAKE

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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