- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What would u like to drink?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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