- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your big dick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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