- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Knock Knock? Come in.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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