Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Women's rights

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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