- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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