- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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