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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

YOLO You only like Oreos

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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