- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

angelo snyder is not ga

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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