- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Charlie Sheen

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

your mum

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A drunk guy walks into a car

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.