- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Connor is homo

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

hard cheese

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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