- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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