- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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