- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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