What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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