- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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