- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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