Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A gay man watches football.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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