- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

this website is a bad joke

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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