- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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