How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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