what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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