- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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