What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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