What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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9/11

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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The cream, it is coming

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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