What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Women's rights

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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