Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Women's rights

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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