What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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