Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Charlie Sheen

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

knock knock go away!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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