How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

An man walks to a bra

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Boner

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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