- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's stupid a light bulb.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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