- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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