What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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No it doesnt..

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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