- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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