A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Knock Knock Who's there

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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