Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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