- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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