- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call an blank test? an F

autistic kids rock

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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