- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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