- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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