- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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