Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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this website is a bad joke

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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