Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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hey guys im gay

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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