- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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