- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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