A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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White men's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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