- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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