roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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