- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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