- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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