Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Wenis Penis

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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here's a joke... the american education society

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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