- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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