- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Stealth baseballs record

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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