- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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