Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Dead girls can't say no.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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