What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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