Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

No it doesnt..

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

This is a random Anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops