Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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it was all Tagart

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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