- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

your mum

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A drunk guy walks into a car

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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