Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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