- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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