- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Jake. Walsh.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

whats gay and american? a gay american

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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