- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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