- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I C U P White stuff

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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