- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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