Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Obama lin Baden.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What's blue? The sky.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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