- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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