- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

13 =B you just learned something

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Women's rights

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the fish fly It didn't

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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