- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Face...the other white meat!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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