What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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