- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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