why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What's blue? The sky.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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