What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

kennah campion when she talks

I C U P White stuff

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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