Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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